What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

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What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

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How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

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How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **