What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

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What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

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What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*