What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

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What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!