What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

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What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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OC A receeding Herr line.

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OC) Brogues before Hos

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Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!