What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

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How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."