What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How I broke my cat's knees?

With rude eyes.

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media