What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

Previous Random Joke Next

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.