What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

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Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

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What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!