You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes
The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
Leningrad
Well that got a load off my mind.
Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
A hug and a little quiche.
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
