What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man?

Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

Hug Jokes More Hug Jokes

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

Half Hour Jokes More Half Hour Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.