What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

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What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

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Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.