What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

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How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

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What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.