It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
WANNA RIDE BIKES
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
Because he felt like IT
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!
Kick her out of bed
He was just two tired.
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.