Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

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How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.