How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."