How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.