How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

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What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

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Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!