How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

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How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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Alzheimer, Grandma.

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How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!