What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

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What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

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What's the world's longest Ted Talk?

How I Met Your Mother

Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

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Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

How do your trigger a SJW?

Oops.

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.