What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

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What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!