What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

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What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.