That he only has a 6 inch.
They're all girls on fire.
Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint
Because his watch has ended.
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do
A 100$ bill
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
When they get too old.
He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.