When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!