When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Why do men act like idiots?

Who says they're acting

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double