Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

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What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Crockery Jokes More Crockery Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

Sketch Jokes More Sketch Jokes

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?