How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

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What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

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Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!