How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"