How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

What do you call a black man who flies a plane ?

A pilot, of course.

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!