How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

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Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!