Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his Birthday?

He felt his presents.

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

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What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.