What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"

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How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.