What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

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What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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What breaks when you give it to a baby?

Its hips.

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans