What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What do you call a short Native American programmer?

A Little Endian -I'll get the door.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

What's the name of the car of a hipster batman?

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."