What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

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Shut the door im dressing

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.