Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.
A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.
American ships.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.
They both always seem to end up in your clothes
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
88 jokes per hour.
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
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