What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!