What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!