What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt