Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

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Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!