What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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Why do stoners love couches?

Because of their 'cush'ions!

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.