How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

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Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

How much wood... ...could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

All of it.*