How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.