What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common?

They're both homo-genius.

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Olive Oil Jokes More Olive Oil Jokes

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers