What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

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What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.

Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.