What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

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How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.