What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

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What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole