What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with the dirty knees.

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What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.