Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.
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They have a mole on their body.
He was a mole
Make way, children.
A mole
They both fly, except for the mole...
They both live underground. Except for the eagle.
They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**
Holy moley, I didn't know that!"
Avacado's number.
Carbon dating.
They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.
Nothing. They were both stoned.
In case he got a hole in one.
6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.
You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE
I never sausage a body."
A mole-ionaire.
a guacaMOLE
He found Hillary's emails
Executed.
Then it hits me.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving