Mole Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."

6.02 Jokes More 6.02 Jokes

What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving