What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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Carbon dating