What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

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What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

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What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.