Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

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What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

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Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."