Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.