Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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What's a slave's favorite type of music?

House

Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

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How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.