What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

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What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself?

I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!