Khan Jokes

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

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Steppe by steppe.

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He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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Septembrus

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An chestra.

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A condescending con descending.

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