Because he khan.
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A condescending Khan descending.
One steppe at a time.
Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."
Khan-diments.
All that backstabbing was too much for him.
In his sleevies.
xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.
No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.
I've been flamed!
What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box
Because everyone had equal rice.
Just China be funny.
The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
Herpes last forever.
Because you can really party hearty!
Good day, m'hogany'
Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
20 after 1.
On foot, how else? JK Rowling
I sink therefore I am.
