What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

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How do you say car troubles in German?

Mein Karmph

What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

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Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure