What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself?

I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

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How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.