What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What do a mystic and a hot dog vendor have in common?

They'll both make you one with everything.