The shiitalkie mushroom.
Oh 'ewe' know!
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.
Because he was a fungi
Because he's a Fungi!
An instigator!