Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What is a religious gorilla called?

A monk-ey