Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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A pilot you racist

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I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

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They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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A Helenkelicopter.

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A monk-ey

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments