Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.