Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

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Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.