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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
A friar? A chip monk?
Tibet.
Because old habits die hard.
Nun
Because the friar rises!
Namaste
A monk-ey
When there are no attachments
A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
They both have ornamental balls
Make me one with everything.
It's a habit.
A monascary
Because he was on a higher plane.
I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"
Black mail !
A maize zing!!!
A-corny joke.
There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving
Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.
With an Al-Gore-rithm
He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.
They both fly, except for the mole...
A Friar
A felonious monk
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
Doritos
A chip monk.
