What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

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Who'd win in a wresting match?

Lemmy or God " "Trick question. Lemmy IS God."-Air Heads RIP Lemmy.

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

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What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!