What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)