How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Important Thing Jokes More Important Thing Jokes

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

What are the three most important things to an orthopedic surgeon's business?

Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation