How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

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Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

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What's better than honor?

Inner

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

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What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.