How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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What are there no black people in the Flinstones?

They were still monkeys

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

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What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

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Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones?

Original Jokes.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being