As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
They were still monkeys
It's won't be long now!
Yellow. *Phil answers phone*
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
Shakespeare
First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Second gear.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Rare.