What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

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How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

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Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.