What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

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What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!