Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.