Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !

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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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For planning high trees, son.

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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

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Try picking them up !