Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.