Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

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What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.