Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

What did the Klondike Bar say to Jesus?

What would you do.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.