What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What happened to that?

Husband: You spent it all dear.

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'