What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

Where did they hang Speedy Gonzalez?

At the pico de gallows.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!